Sex Slang

The Tony Danza

You are banging your chick doggie style, start punching her in the back of the head and say “Who’s the Boss” until she says “Tony Danza is the boss.”

The Hot Carl

Wrap someones face with plastic wrap, Squat and take a shit on their face.

Dirty Sanchez

Having sex with a woman from behind, you stick both of your fingers in her ass, then reach around and wipe her shit on her upper lip.

AKA: Stinky Hitler, The Dirty Salahi, The Filthy Sanchez, ShitLip, Frosty Mustache

Pearl Necklace

A pearl necklace is a term referring to a sexual act in which a man cums on or near the neck, chest or breast of another person.

Donkey Punch

Having anal sex with someone and punching them in the back of the head to make them pass out.  Supposedly induces a clenching of the anal sphincter.


Dipping your testicles into the open mouth of another person. Kind of like dipping a tea bag in and out of a cup of hot water.

Toss Salad

Performing oral sex on someone’s anus. I have been told that in prison you get your choice of Jelly or Syrup.

Great Gonzo

Guy sits on top of her face with his balls covering her eyes and his schlong pointing donwards over her nose.


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