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MacAweenie…

Keys

O’ Hare of the Dog….

Hash House A Go Go, Las Vegas, NV

Sorry Sarah

1983 Hyndai Wagon-687,000 miles. Auto (needs new clutch), bald tires, cracked chassis, blown head gasket, Mariah Carey cassette stuck in CD player. Missing 3rd + 4th gears. Dead rodent somewhere inside. Inspected by Big Head Ted/ Asking $67,500.

Busted!!!

Freakin’ Cousin and Hot Chicks

Penis Problems!!!

Yea! Try Harder

Uses for Creamy Peanut Butter.

One Shot, One Kill

Chuck Ain't Shit!!

Awesome Touch, My Bum Thanks You.

Toilet Paper Is Awesome

Evil Cats

I steal your toes

Evil Cats

No Spell Check for Cars.

What The...

No spell check for cars

Bulls Balls get you hooked!

Google search for Glen Beck….

Somebody has the right idea!!! Can you guess who?

Red Bull Boobie Grab..Love It!!!

Hell, Just Shoot Her.

Wisdom Teeth…Ha Ha!

Yea! I stole this from Failblog, so I will give them credit.

Still funny as shit!

Wow! That’s a Kick in the Ass.

Kick in the ass.

Another Dumb Joke

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window…

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

“Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor?

“Yes, checking for abnormalities.” she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, “Do you know what I am doing now?”, she replies, “Yes, checking for cancer.”

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, “Do you know what I am doing now?”

She replies, “Yes, getting herpies – that’s why I am here!”

Japanese Bowling

Fake Boobs!

A Night Drinkin’ With The Cat!

When Stoners Shovel Sidewalks

Google knows me so well

google know me so well

Google know me so well

Vodka Bitches????

Yea!!! That is just wrong!

Nikki and John Prankster Couple….Funny Ha ha!

Whiskey Bitches 5

Scooter Bitch….

 

People who live near In and Out,……Suck, Cuz I don’t!

Whiskey Bitches 4

Gettin’ The last drop at the Brewery….

No Taco For You!!!

Genius…

Genius

I love to Fart…

I love to fart

Good Game…

good game

Merry Full Metal Christmas

Whiskey Trash Bitch

 

Charles De Mar

charles de mar

Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

Plastic Surgery

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, “Hey, you don’t need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery.”

The lady asks, “How do I do it without surgery?”

“just rub toilet paper between them”

The lady asks, “How does that make them bigger?”

“I don’t know, but it worked for you ass.”

 

Road Trippin’

Hardy Har Har!!!

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!”. The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”

Whiskey Bitch 3

Voodoo Doughnut

Voodoo Doughnut

 

Doughnut Shop at 3:00 AM

Four and a half Long Island Iced Teas later……

Chili Burger

I think someone feels left out.

Why I can’t run for president..

Time to give the cat a bath.

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