A Dog Named Sex
Everybody who has a dog calls him “Boy or Rover. I call mine “Sex”.
Now Sex had been very embarrassing to me. When I went to city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I would like a license for
Sex. He said “me too”. Then I said “but this is a dog”. He said he didn’t care what she looked like, Then I said “you don’t understand, I’ve
had Sex sense I was nine years old”. He said, ” You must have been quite a kid”.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for me and my
wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, ” You don’t understand, Sex keeps me awake at
night”. The clerk said,”Me Too”.
One Day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just
standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. “But
you don’t understand”, I said, “I had hoped to have Sex on TV”. He called me a show- off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I sad, “Your honor, I had Sex before I was married”.
He “Me Too”. Then I told him that after I was Married, Sex left me. He said, “Me too”.
Last night, Sex Ran off again. I spent hours looking for him. A cop stopped me and asked me what I was doing in this alley at four in the
morning. I sad that I was looking for Sex.
My case comes up Friday.