Everybody who has a dog calls him “Boy or Rover. I call mine “Sex”.

Now Sex had been very embarrassing to me. When I went to city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I would like a license for

Sex. He said “me too”. Then I said “but this is a dog”. He said he didn’t care what she looked like, Then I said “you don’t understand, I’ve

had Sex sense I was nine years old”. He said, ” You must have been quite a kid”.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for me and my

wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, ” You don’t understand, Sex keeps me awake at

night”. The clerk said,”Me Too”.

One Day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just

standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. “But

you don’t understand”, I said, “I had hoped to have Sex on TV”. He called me a show- off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I sad, “Your honor, I had Sex before I was married”.

He  “Me Too”.  Then I told him that after I was Married, Sex left me. He said, “Me too”.

Last night, Sex Ran off again. I spent hours looking for him. A cop stopped me and asked me what I was doing in this alley at four in the

morning. I sad that I was looking  for Sex.

My case comes up Friday.